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Chicago Bears: New Script Writers Required
Why Chicago Bears are Seeking New Script Writers SCRIPT RENOVATION FOR THE CHICAGO BEARS: A DRAMATIC PLEA FOR TRANSFORMATION Warning: It would be wise to…
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Two sets of rules for one team, the MLB way — 100% terrible
MLB’s Dark Secret: Two Sets of Rules for One Team In the eccentric world of MLB, where twilight meets reality, the duel of double standards…
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National Football League (NFL), now it is your turn for chaos
NFL’s COVID Chaos: What Went Wrong? The National Football League (NFL) has long been celebrated as the king of American sports—a league synonymous with passion,…
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Breaking News MLB Maintains 100% Attention by Default
MLB maintains attention by default MLB, my dear MLB, you’re my last resort. My dance card is empty, my options are limited, and so, my…
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MLB World Series the one series the world does not watch 100% fact
Despite being a fan of baseball, I found myself disconnected from the excitement of the MLB World Series, examining my relationship with the sport and entertainment as a whole.
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NFL & Mitchell Trubisky special fairy tale story come good
The NFL is Back: A Witty Take on the Chicago Bears and Mitchell Trubisky Chapter 1: The NFL’s Resurgence Ladies and gentlemen, football fanatics and…
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Falcons provides ATL 50% misery with exclusive comedy
Falcons provides ATL misery with comedy Now, the Atlanta Falcons, or as I affectionately call them, the ATL eighteen, have become a staple in my…
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Stunning Falcons provides ATL misery with comedy again
Comedy Strikes Again: Falcons Keep ATL in Misery Behold, behold, behold, my dear friends of the Dirty Bird fandom, I never intended to be the…
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MLB, who should we be thanking for goodness sake
Revealing Houston’s Scandalous World Series Secret: The Astros’ Fall from Grace Major League Baseball (MLB) has long been a beacon of America’s pastime, a sport…
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100% Not about the King and the GOAT, Haters
Not about the king and the goat The Great Debate: LeBron James vs. Michael Jordan It was a rainy day, and I found myself scrolling…
