Definitely no myth Chicago Bears still need a new offensive play caller ASAP.
In the aftermath of a colossal disappointment, the Chicago Bears find themselves betrayed by their supposed guru of playwriting. Hours have passed since this new offensive play caller, entrusted with the team’s destiny, let loose a storm of frustration upon our beloved football warriors.
Ranting and raving may not be permissible, but what is equally intolerable is an offense that assaults our senses with its sheer offensiveness. Oh, how the grumpy grumbles reverberate through the Windy City, as the NFL faithful lament this bitter turn of events.