NFL, it is your turn
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National Football League (NFL), now it is your turn for chaos

National Football League (NFL), now it is your turn

The NFL, the mighty National Football League, has finally met its match. Did you honestly believe that I would forget? Oh no, I remember every single word you said to me. The NFL thought it could just breeze on by, but I’m here to make sure they don’t slip away unnoticed.

How dare they neglect their duty as the number one, the best, the greatest in the world of sports? They were supposed to have the most brilliant ideas, spanning across the entire galaxy, no, scratch that, the entire universe. But here we are, waiting for their moment to shine.

Well, maybe not waiting. Perhaps I’ve been doing other things, focusing on other sports. Baseball, for instance, has been keeping me occupied. But the NFL has finally given me a reason to turn my attention back to them. And oh boy, do they have some problems. Fifteen of their teams are currently dealing with the dreaded virus. That’s right, half of their teams are suffering from the pandemic in some form or another. It’s a chaotic mess, and they claim to have it under control. But do they really? Who has it under control, I wonder?

And let’s not forget about the Raiders. Oh, it doesn’t matter where they are located, whether it’s in Vegas or anywhere else. The Raiders are always the wild card, the troublemaker that you don’t want to bring along because they might just do something that gets everyone in trouble. They’re the ones who never play by the rules. And the NFL seems to be punishing them, but is it really working? The Raiders have broken so many rules, it’s like they don’t even care about pretending to play fair anymore.

But maybe I shouldn’t be so hard on the NFL. After all, they had plenty of warning. They had months to come up with a plan, to create a schedule that could be rearranged if necessary. But what did they do? They just kept things the same, thinking they could get away with it because they’re the almighty football gods. They don’t believe in science, they don’t believe in following rules. They only bring up science when someone outside of the sport mentions it. It’s all a big joke to them.

But this chaos in the NFL is no laughing matter. They need to take responsibility and do the right thing. Money may be the root of all evil, but it shouldn’t be the driving force behind their decisions. They need to show that they care about the safety and well-being of their players and fans. They need to prove that they can learn from their mistakes and make the necessary changes.

And speaking of mistakes, I may have been a bit too harsh on the Falcons. It’s not that I hate them, nor do I love them. I simply enjoy their company because they entertain me. Unlike the NFL, they know how to put on a show. But the NFL, oh boy, they just don’t learn. I thought they were smart, innovative, and forward-thinking. I thought they believed in progress. But I was clearly mistaken.

So, NFL, riddle me this: how is it possible that fifteen of your teams are currently dealing with COVID-19? This is not okay on any level. And what’s even more alarming is that it’s happening to half of your teams. You had time to prepare, time to schedule properly, time to make this situation better. But you chose to ignore the warnings and now we’re left with chaos.

There are so many unanswered questions. How will the season progress? Will the Super Bowl be affected? How long will it take for things to return to normal? We need answers, NFL. And I’ll be here, watching, waiting, and hoping that you’ll finally get your act together. It’s time to step up, take responsibility, and show the world that you can handle the chaos that you’ve created.

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